As many of you know, Kevin Pettitt suffered some injuries recently when he tried to solve the greenhouse gas problem all on his own by taking out all SUVs in the DC area, one at a time. His first intended victim was driving down Connecticut Ave when he attacked. Unfortunately for Kevin, the mass of his body and bicycle weren't enough to wipe out the wretched vehicle. Not only that, but he was unceremoniously ejected from his seat and thrown to the ground. Oh, the humanity of it all! Well, I spoke with Kevin yesterday via Skype and he assured me that he was not defeated completely and he would be coming back with a vengeance. Just like Bruce Willis!
In all seriousness, Kevin's injuries are quite serious, but not life threatening. He's had surgery on his funny bone which will hopefully improve his sense of humor. He also has a broken collarbone and multiple lacerations and contusions. He's not able to work right now since he can't type very well, so he is using this time to investigate the voice assisted computing programs available. If you want to reach him to check how he's doing, you can call him on Skype at lutusguru.